arsene york-hunt 9:49 Thu Jan 12
Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B
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Was a space craft in Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy which was used to transport all of the useless people off the planet, having been told that the planet was dying.
Who would you put on this ship if we had one for earth.(apart, of course, from Tottenham fans and people from London who support LIverpool and Man Utd)
.I'll start with:
-Internet influencers.
-People who tuck their pullovers into their trousers.
-Rap "artistes".
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The Rat
12:56 Mon Jan 16
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*Stops pissing in Surface's water bottle*
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SurfaceAgentX2Zero
9:10 Sun Jan 15
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The Rat 2:56 Fri Jan 13
Not you, mate. More of a Mexican rat.
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Helmut Shown
10:28 Fri Jan 13
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Talksport "experts" and splitarse commentators. Both types know fuckall about football
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The Rat
2:56 Fri Jan 13
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SurfaceAgentX2Zero 1:41 Fri Jan 13
Bit fucking harsh, I've got feelings too.
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TonkaToy
2:44 Fri Jan 13
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Is there room for fuckwits that badly park one car in a space big enough for two?
Or do they get on already with a 'People who have zero spacial awareness' boarding card?
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Woden
2:04 Fri Jan 13
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YouTubers
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Far Cough
1:49 Fri Jan 13
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Is there room for this cunt on that spaceship?
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/7BFA/production/_128283713_2727cba5e692c9656d0a0a6dfdd8b620d660ef53.jpg.webp
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SurfaceAgentX2Zero
1:41 Fri Jan 13
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Far Cough 7:35 Fri Jan 13
'Tuco Benedicto Pacífico Juan María Ramírez?'
'The Rat' himself!
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zebthecat
11:26 Fri Jan 13
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Mike Oxsaw 9:35 Fri Jan 13
Arf
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bruuuno
11:18 Fri Jan 13
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Bathroom cabinets, fucking things, stuff always falls out
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Mike Oxsaw
9:35 Fri Jan 13
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Every intolerant cunt in the world.
No debate, on the ship and fuck right off of my (MY) planet.
If you come anywhere near near here again I'll burn your face off.
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TonkaToy
9:34 Fri Jan 13
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Anyone who feels the need to use 'look' at the start of a sentence.
Or 'like at the end of one. And don' forget the 'litteraly' abusers.
Female no-nothings on footy coverage.
Male 'supermodels.
Bandwagon jumpers.
Agenda chasers.
Anyone that thinks Sliders and Socks is a good combo.
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Davenport
9:30 Fri Jan 13
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People who use the term MSM
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Far Cough
7:35 Fri Jan 13
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Surf, Tuco Benedicto Pacífico Juan María Ramírez?
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joyo
5:45 Fri Jan 13
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Conspiracy theorists
Remoaners
Putin apologists
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Hammer Oz
5:17 Fri Jan 13
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Anyone who applies to go on a reality show
Anyone with Botox
Lennie H
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yngwies Cat
2:19 Fri Jan 13
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3/4 length short / trouser things. Sure there's many a whoer who sported them in the day and probably do so now...
Go on fuck off. Her's your boarding card.
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,
1:42 Fri Jan 13
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Regular contributors to WHO.
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SurfaceAgentX2Zero
12:59 Fri Jan 13
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Just listened to BAD's Medicine Show. Good old Sergio.
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Moncurs Putting Iron
12:52 Fri Jan 13
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Surface,
)hew I use marked dice and loaded cards
A lucky escape indeed.
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SurfaceAgentX2Zero
12:23 Fri Jan 13
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Murderers
Armed robbers of citizens, state banks, and post offices
Thieves of sacred objects
Arsonists in a state prisons
Perjurers
Bigamists
Deserters of wives and children
Inciters of prostitution
Kidnappers
Extorters
Receivers of stolen goods
Sellers of stolen goods
Passers of counterfeit money
Users of marked cards and loaded dice…
Assaulters of a Justice of the Peace
Rapiists of virgins of the white race
Statutory rapists of minors of the black race
Derailers of a train in order to rob the passengers
Robberys
Highway robbers
Robbers of an unknown number of post offices
Counterfeiters and passers counterfeit money
Promoters of prostitution
Sellers of black fugitive slaves
People who hire themselves out as guides on wagon trains, and after receiving payment in advance, desert the wagon train in the hunting grounds of the Sioux Indians
People who misrepresent themselves as a Mexican general in order to receive a salary and living allowance from the Union Army
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